12 Signs, 12 Olive Oils—Which One Are You?

We’ve all checked our horoscopes hoping for a little insight, but let’s be honest—your real perfect match isn’t written in the stars. It’s in the bottle. (Of olive oil, obviously.)

No one asked for this, but we did it anyway: your Zodiac sign, matched with its ideal olive oil. Because if anyone understands your true essence, it’s a really good olive oil.

♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19) – Bold & Fiery

Aries, you don’t do subtle. You’re all about big flavors, strong opinions, and taking charge. Your match? Garlic & Butter EVOO—because like you, it brings instant impact and refuses to be ignored.

♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20) – The Indulgent One

You’re here for luxury, comfort, and the finer things in life. Black Truffle Garlic Butter EVOO is your perfect match—rich, decadent, and impossible to resist (just like you).

♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20) – The Social Butterfly

Geminis keep things interesting, always jumping from one thing to the next. Blood Orange EVOO fits your vibrant personality—unexpected, bright, and perfect for mixing things up.

♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22) – Cozy & Comforting

Home is your happy place, and nothing says comfort like Rosemary EVOO. Warm, inviting, and the ultimate finishing touch to your favorite home-cooked meals.

♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22) – The Showstopper

You love attention, and honestly? You deserve it. Basil EVOO is as bold and flavorful as you—standing out in any dish and stealing the spotlight in every meal.

♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22) – The Perfectionist

Virgos appreciate the little details and expect nothing but the best. Meyer Lemon EVOO is crisp, clean, and versatile—just like you.

♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22) – Balanced & Charming

Libras are all about harmony, and Tuscan Herb EVOO is your match. A little earthy, a little savory—perfectly balanced, just like you aim to be.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) – Intense & Mysterious

Scorpios have depth, passion, and a little mystery. Hickory Smoked EVOO is bold, complex, and leaves a lasting impression—exactly like you.

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – The Adventurer

Always looking for your next thrill, you need an olive oil that’s just as exciting. Enter Peperoncino (Chili Pepper) EVOO—a little smoky, heat, and never boring.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) – Classic & Reliable

You’re all about tradition, structure, and things that stand the test of time. Koroneiko Extra Virgin Olive Oil is your perfect match—timeless, high-quality, and always gets the job done.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) – The Rebel

You don’t follow trends—you set them. Tahitian Lime EVOO is the unexpected, citrusy twist that keeps things interesting—just like you do.

♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20) – The Dreamer

Soft, romantic, and a little whimsical, Pisces needs something delicate yet full of depth. Dill Lemon EVOO is smooth, earthy, and perfect for your creative soul.

So, did the stars (and our pantry) get it right? If not, feel free to switch signs—no one’s checking your birth chart at checkout. 😉 Grab your match and let the olive oil love story begin!